Last night I went to sleep and dreamed that my house had been demolished. Why did I wake up to find it was a false alarm?
学霸之间的对话
清清:Do you understand that that?
佳佳:Which that?This that?
清清:No,it isn't.It's that that that appears on that page
佳佳:Oh,it's so hard to understand that that that that that is only understood by that teacher that learns English well.
QUESTION:How many people understand that that?
(PS:这里说的人只是在文中的人)
After the lightning all the lights in the classroom went out.
Jack felt something approaching him in the dark.
Before he could get back to his senses, his arms were tightly bound, and his teeth had come together.
"I'm done." Remembering the rumors of vampires in school, he closed his eyes in despair.
For a long time, Jack felt that each other was leaving step by step.
If they are vampires, why don't they suck Jack's blood?
泠风:哈...哈...哈喽！
老外:Hi.
泠风:请问你会说中文吗？
老外:Oh,a little.
泠风:好吧……您吃了吗？
老外:……
泠风:咳……好吧……请问你刚刚在想什么呢？
（老外见状，便露出了神秘的微笑，随即用撇脚的中文说道。）
老外:我在想屁吃！
泠风听闻大惊，心想这怕不是个神经病。于是闲扯了几句赶快离开了。
那么请问，老外究竟在想什么呢？
（注意题目分类）
