Last night I went to sleep and dreamed that my house had been demolished. Why did I wake up to find it was a false alarm?
學霸之間的對話
清清:Do you understand that that?
佳佳:Which that?This that?
清清:No,it isn't.It's that that that appears on that page
佳佳:Oh,it's so hard to understand that that that that that is only understood by that teacher that learns English well.
QUESTION:How many people understand that that?
(PS:這裡說的人只是在文中的人)
After the lightning all the lights in the classroom went out.
Jack felt something approaching him in the dark.
Before he could get back to his senses, his arms were tightly bound, and his teeth had come together.
"I'm done." Remembering the rumors of vampires in school, he closed his eyes in despair.
For a long time, Jack felt that each other was leaving step by step.
If they are vampires, why don't they suck Jack's blood?
泠風:哈...哈...哈嘍！
老外:Hi.
泠風:請問你會說中文嗎？
老外:Oh,a little.
泠風:好吧……您吃了嗎？
老外:……
泠風:咳……好吧……請問你剛剛在想什麼呢？
（老外見狀，便露出了神秘的微笑，隨即用撇腳的中文說道。）
老外:我在想屁吃！
泠風聽聞大驚，心想這怕不是個神經病。於是閑扯了幾句趕快離開了。
那麼請問，老外究竟在想什麼呢？
（注意題目分類）
