"Can you do it?"
"A piece of cake."
A week later
"Why haven't you done it yet? Don't you say it's a piece of cake?"
"It is, but you haven't paid me yet."
So, what is the second man want to be paid?
A、小菜
B、金钱
C、蛋糕
D、特权
作业做不完是为什么
A、因为作业是不可数名词
B、因为我不想做作业
C、我在做梦
D、因为老师布置的作业太多
最简单的两个英文字母是?
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