（注:为了增加趣味性和难度，此题使用英文）
Lienka Drinks Water（雷恩卡喝水）
Lienka Drinks Water（雷恩卡喝水）
Long time ago，there was a little crow named Lienka was thirsty. He flew here and there for water to drink. Soon he found a clear glass bottle with a little more than half of water in it. But the mouth（瓶口） is too small, the neck is too long,little Lienka can't reach the water.
But that didn't bother clever Lienka, who immediately thought: pebbles!（小石子）Yes, l can raise the water with pebbles! But where are the pebbles? He flew here and there,and at last found a pebble by the brook. So he happily picked up one, flew back, threw it into the bottle, and sure enough the water rose a little!
Nothing was too hard for smart little Lienka. He kept looking for and throwing pebbles.Finally, he will soon be able to drink water! He happily prepared to fetch（取、拿） the last pebble.
At this time,Janech（简橙）, a golden retriever（金毛犬） who had been watching in the dark, emerged（出现） from the grass.
He said something to Lienka, and the little Lienka immediately died of anger.
Question: What did Janech say?
A、Thirsty……l want to drink all the water.
B、You have missed the vital dinner time!
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概率分布中暗藏的笑话
一天，真意遇到了安东，你一句我一句地，聊起了马上要参加的数学竞赛。
“听老师说，这次初赛报名人很多。”真意说道。
“是啊，昨天在ppt还里给了一些往年初赛“人数-成绩”分布图，都确实是成正态分布，因此今年也会是这样。”
“同意，并且据前人的经验，对任何水平的人，即使复习也只能提高两三分。可是，我觉得咱们也要好好复习。”
“咱俩都是高于平均水平，更何况我感觉，复习了也提高不了几个名次。”安东表现得有点怀疑。
“但是，昨天培训课下了，老师和我说，要我好好复习，差一分也能差好百几人呢！”真意肯定地说。
“奥。原来是这个样子，哈哈哈...”安东想了想，然后会心地笑了起来。
请问此刻安东在笑什么？
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