（注:為了增加趣味性和難度，此題使用英文）
Lienka Drinks Water（雷恩卡喝水）
Lienka Drinks Water（雷恩卡喝水）
Long time ago，there was a little crow named Lienka was thirsty. He flew here and there for water to drink. Soon he found a clear glass bottle with a little more than half of water in it. But the mouth（瓶口） is too small, the neck is too long,little Lienka can't reach the water.
But that didn't bother clever Lienka, who immediately thought: pebbles!（小石子）Yes, l can raise the water with pebbles! But where are the pebbles? He flew here and there,and at last found a pebble by the brook. So he happily picked up one, flew back, threw it into the bottle, and sure enough the water rose a little!
Nothing was too hard for smart little Lienka. He kept looking for and throwing pebbles.Finally, he will soon be able to drink water! He happily prepared to fetch（取、拿） the last pebble.
At this time,Janech（簡橙）, a golden retriever（金毛犬） who had been watching in the dark, emerged（出現） from the grass.
He said something to Lienka, and the little Lienka immediately died of anger.
Question: What did Janech say?
A、Thirsty……l want to drink all the water.
B、You have missed the vital dinner time!
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解析：
概率分佈中暗藏的笑話
一天，真意遇到了安東，你一句我一句地，聊起了馬上要參加的數學競賽。
「聽老師說，這次初賽報名人很多。」真意說道。
「是啊，昨天在ppt還里給了一些往年初賽「人數-成績」分布圖，都確實是成正態分佈，因此今年也會是這樣。」
「同意，並且據前人的經驗，對任何水平的人，即使複習也只能提高兩三分。可是，我覺得咱們也要好好複習。」
「咱倆都是高於平均水平，更何況我感覺，複習了也提高不了幾個名次。」安東表現得有點懷疑。
「但是，昨天培訓課下了，老師和我說，要我好好複習，差一分也能差好百幾人呢！」真意肯定地說。
「奧。原來是這個樣子，哈哈哈...」安東想了想，然後會心地笑了起來。
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